In my book, you’re not a true Yankee. You’re a fraud. An embarrassment to everything my team has fought so hard to stand for til your steroid abusing ass signed with us…which you only did for the “prestige” of playing in NY...which you're slowly eating away at by giving us a bad rep.
You could’ve easily gone to Boston. I wish you had. They give out chicken and beer and coddle their players just the way you like, you big baby.
You wonder why people don’t like you in NY. You wonder why even after all these years, that fans aren’t 100% on board with you. It’s because they’re smart and can spot a liar when they see one.
You're like a used car salesman trying to sell a lemon as a mint condition. I ain’t buying.
